My Best friend, Jessica, and I have a pretty unique friendship. Not just anyone can walk into your house-without knocking-and go straight to the freezer for ice cream.
Last night as Jessie and I were working on chemistry, we had some great conversations. You never know what will pop out of our mouths at 10:30 pm, after hours of chemistry.
Me: What is the fastest way to make money?
Jessie: *Gets evil look on face* legal or illegal?
Me: Give me both!
Jessie: Easy! Prostitution!! Make loads of money fast!
Me: Is there an option where I don't sell my body?
Jessie: Rob a bank!
Me: I think both of those are illegal...
Maddie (little sister): I think I am gonna die!! My tongue is swollen and has little red bumps on it!
Me: It is called taste buds.
Maddie: Jessie, can I look at your tongue?
Jessie: Sure! *Proceeds to stick out tongue and compare it with Maddie's*
Maddie: Ohhh, I am normal! Me: Jessie, can you go stick this on my iHome?
Jessie: What will you give me?
Me: A hug?
Jessie: *gives me THE look*
Me: Make you bacon?
Jessie: *pops out of bed and puts the ipod away* It is ridicules what I will do for food!
To say the least, I love my best friend!
Until Next Time,
Miss Sass A Frass
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